People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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