I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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