dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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