Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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