I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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