He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
