By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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