I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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