consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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