JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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