it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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