we're blogging at a bar
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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