I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Never joke about your clitoris.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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