The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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