She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you guys were way drunker than both of me
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Everclear isn't food dammit
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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