just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sex in a hospital.. check
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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