Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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