This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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