we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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