Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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