I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She even gives head with a lisp.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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