No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Found the puke drawer
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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