he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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