Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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