I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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