too bad you live with your parents still
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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