New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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