My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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