no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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