Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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