This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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