OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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