You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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