Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
