windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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