Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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