i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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