so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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