Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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