I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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