he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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