I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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