we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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