we made out on top of his cat.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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