if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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