tell your sister to shave her snatch
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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