Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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