You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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