part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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