I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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