I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There r osticjed everywhere
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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