i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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