three words: i give head
three words: not that well
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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