She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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