Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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