Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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